For nan umpteenth time, President Joe Biden has shown America that he's nary longer fresh to serve.
Not that you'd cognize it from nan glowing sum of his all-too-brief primetime reside connected Wednesday night, slurring and audibly gulping his measurement done nan astir consequential and historical reside of his governmental career.
'When you elected me… I promised to ever level pinch you,' Biden said from nan Oval Office. 'To show you nan truth.'
The truth?
This is simply a president who has spent nan past 4 years lying astir his beingness wellness and cognitive fitness.
A president who terrified nan world pinch his statement capacity against erstwhile president Donald Trump successful June.
For nan umpteenth time, President Joe Biden has shown America that he's nary longer fresh to serve.
A president who had to beryllium pushed to guidelines down — and, erstwhile he yet did, released a typewritten missive pinch a integer signature. It didn't moreover person an charismatic letterhead, aliases an accompanying photograph aliases video.
But sure, let's person nan sitting US president, a proven liar who had to beryllium shoved retired nan doorway by Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi, speech america connected honesty, democracy, and nan indispensable request for integrity.
A president who, arsenic nan Mail exclusively reported Wednesday, had to beryllium rushed backmost connected a supersonic Air Force One formation to Delaware past week because he was truthful sick.
A president whose press caput Karine Jean-Pierre insisted, connected Wednesday, that Biden's determination to retreat 'had thing to do pinch his health' and that he 'didn't measurement down from campaigning aliases moving because he didn't judge he tin service successful a 2nd term.'
Actually, that past portion could technically beryllium true. It's everyone other who doesn't judge he tin do it.
Joe Biden, done his ain stubbornness, sewage knifed successful nan backmost past week. The coiled is still raw, nan stitches fresh, and nan American electorate isn't buying this cowboy-at-sunset act.
'Does characteristic successful nationalist life still matter?' he asked.
I don't know, Joe — you show us.
Please, reprimand America astir 'character' while nan shameless Dr. Jill and Hunter sit off-screen successful nan Oval during this speech, surely mourning their fates arsenic dissolute Delawareans pinch bleak futures indeed.
Dr. Jill, who told Vogue post-debate for a screen question and reply that you'd 'continue to fight'! Hunter, convicted successful 1 criminal lawsuit and facing another, injecting himself into his father's high-level White House meetings!
And wherever was Kamala, Joe's 'incredible partner'?
Not astatine nan White House.
Please, reprimand America astir 'character' while nan shameless Dr. Jill and Hunter beryllium off-screen successful nan Oval during this speech, surely mourning their fates arsenic dissolute Delawareans pinch bleak futures indeed.
Dr. Jill, who told Vogue post-debate for a screen question and reply that you'd 'continue to fight'! Hunter, convicted successful 1 criminal lawsuit and facing another, injecting himself into his father's high-level White House meetings!
Nope, Kamala is retired connected nan run way already, vibrating pinch glee astatine her unthinkable luck, smiling ear-to-ear while her intelligibly declining president suffers this sadistic humiliation.
She can't moreover feign solemnity. She's incapable of comporting herself pinch an iota of decorum, of saying that while of people she dreamt of running, she ne'er wanted to get nan information for illustration this.
No: Kamala is precocious connected her ain proviso and moving nan show.
Meanwhile, Dr. Jill is jetting disconnected to nan Paris Olympics connected Thursday, sucking nan past spot of glamour from nan statesmanlike teat while leaving her ailing and heartbroken hubby to grieve this nonaccomplishment without her.
Priorities!
Biden, 81, said of yet passing nan torch — albeit a torch that had to beryllium pried from his and Jill's lizardly, vise-like grips.
He spoke, pedantically, of nan request for 'new voices, fresher voices, younger voices'.
Cackling voices, if you will.
Hey — it's amended than slurring voices that degrade into whispers and autumn apart, arsenic Biden's has during this agelong goodbye.
If he really believed successful honesty, integrity, and characteristic successful statesmanlike politics, he would person done nan only decent thing: resign from office.
'Nothing,' he said, 'nothing, tin travel successful nan measurement of redeeming our democracy.'
That includes you, Joe.