Texas football coach marries his stripper girlfriend named 'pole assassin' - whose pet monkey allegedly attacked a child on Halloween

The Texas Longhorns' typical teams coordinator, Jeff Banks, wed his stripper girlfriend, Dani Thomas, amended known arsenic rod assassin, complete nan weekend. 

The nuptials came almost 3 years after Thomas' 'emotional support monkey' allegedly spot a young child. 

However, location was nary motion of nan primate astatine nan ceremony, which appeared to person taken spot successful Texas.

'Incredible 72 hours pinch our family and closest friends,' Banks captioned a selfie of nan newlyweds connected nan creation level astatine nan reception. 

'We genuinely emotion you each now disconnected to Barcelona for our honeymoon,' he added.  

Other unit members astatine nan University of Texas besides shared snaps from nan large day, including a saccharine photograph of nan mates sharing their first dance. 

Although Banks and Thomas haven't been making headlines since 2021, the pair's narration has been acold from drama-free. 

Banks separated from his woman Kori, pinch whom she shares daughter, Sydnei and sons Gage and Tanner, successful precocious 2017. 

By February 2018, he was making love Thomas.

The big entertainer, who erstwhile appeared connected Jerry Springer pinch her monkey Gia, was criticized successful 2021 aft her pet allegedly spot a child in a Haunted House she group up successful her gait for Halloween. 

She angrily denied nan claims successful a since-deleted Twitter post, per Sports Illustrated.

'I had a haunted location connected 1 broadside gated off/ he had nary support to spell walk nan gross one had nary thought he went successful my backmost yard,' she wrote astatine nan time.

'Neither did one cognize thing astir a wound ! Until a expert of vicinity told maine nan dainty a mini bite. No genitor person contacted maine astir it,' she continued. 

'A 11 /12 twelvemonth aged kid should cognize amended past to participate personification gait without support and aged capable to besides travel nan rules. The rules were erstwhile u get to nan gross move astir and travel backmost retired for candy each different genitor and kid did so,' she added. 

'People dishonesty truthful overmuch it's ridiculous ! Stop believing everything u perceive ! And much of what u spot ! SMH !' 

Banks, who joined nan unit astatine nan University of Texas successful 2021, became nan first typical teams coordinator to person a net of $1 cardinal aliases greater.

His wedding - and consequent European honeymoon - comes astatine a engaged clip for Texas’ shot program, which is embarking connected its debut play successful nan Southeastern Conference (SEC).

The Longhorns vanished 12-2 past twelvemonth pinch nan returning Quinn Ewers nether center. The Southlake, Texas autochthonal recorded 22 touchdown passes and conscionable six interceptions for caput coach Steve Sarkisian, who is expected to compete for an SEC crown successful his first play since leaving nan Big 12.

But it’s nan beingness of Peyton and Eli Manning’s nephew, backup backmost Arch, that has made nan Longhorns 1 of nan astir visible teams successful nan state entering 2024. Arch is not expected to start, but Sarkisian has said nan highly touted sophomore will spot nan section successful 2024