SAUCY SECRETS: I am 26 and have a huge crush on my live-in landlord - he's 50, and super hot. Should I make a move?

Dear Jana,

I'm 26 twelvemonth aged female connected a moving vacation visa from Ireland. I've conscionable moved to NSW Southern Highlands for activity and renting a room disconnected a section feline whom is 50. He is simply a driblet dormant DILF, I'm obsessed. 

He's a widower from 9 years ago, and nary kids. Should I spell there? Is it incorrect to person activity pinch my caller landlord?

Anonymous

Oh Irish, spell for that stud of a man. Worse comes to worse you tin ever move retired and unrecorded location else. The value of breaking your rental enslaved is simply a consequence I would beryllium consenting to take. 

I mean let's spell done nan cheque list. Single? Tick. Sexy? Tick. Homeowner? Tick. You've scored yourself a trifecta.

I mean, sure, being housemates tin beryllium a small tricky, but I consciousness for illustration it is simply a correct of transition to slumber pinch astatine slightest 1 housemate during your 20s. I gave it a go, and OK, it sewage a small awkies erstwhile I decided I fancied his friend more. 

But you cognize what, it made for a highly entertaining communicative that I still show astatine meal parties. So spell for it.

Jana! 

I person been seeing a therapist for astir 2 years. We are nan aforesaid property and we are some single. I'm really keen connected asking her connected a date. I get subtle flirts from her too.

I'm very earnestly considering shooting my shot. Please show maine if this is simply a bully thought aliases not? Should I extremity seeing her? 

William 

Oh William. 

It's a very elemental answer. No. No you perfectly should not. For a assortment of reasons. First of all, It's against therapist's codification of ethics. 

Yes those codes tin beryllium rather frustrating but they are location for a reason. Seriously, do a speedy Google of what happens erstwhile a therapist dates a client, and you will spot a drawstring of disastrous tribunal cases. 

Side note: they make for a superb juicy publication connected a lonely night.

And secondly, you whitethorn beryllium mistaking her empathy for attraction. You're astir apt reasoning to yourself: 'Finally, a female who gives maine her afloat attention, and makes maine consciousness valued'. 

I get why it's beautiful darn attractive. But what you spot arsenic flirting could beryllium a elemental benignant smile.

I mean, I fell madly successful emotion pinch my therapist successful our 2nd convention erstwhile she said successful her beautiful French accent 'your man sounds for illustration a spot of a c***-word'. True story! 

But did I want to pash her? No! Because she was conscionable showing empathy.

If I was you, I would stock pinch her that you are emotion an attraction towards her and fto her springiness you immoderate devices to power that thirst. Because let's beryllium honest, therapists would perceive those kinds of confessions each nan time. 

And if it each gets excessively much, possibly see going to a antheral therapist successful nan future.

Dear Jana, 

My woman and I are looking to herb up our emotion life pinch immoderate nationalist sex. We don't want to get caught but want it to consciousness a small risky and naughty. Where would you propose we try? 

Seb

Oh Saucy Seb, I emotion this for you! 

Rightm let's get down to business. You want to get basking and heavy, but you don't want to extremity up successful nan slammer… aliases worse… shamed by a sneaky telephone camera that could extremity up connected nan socials. 

So, you request to beryllium stealth successful your mission. I judge successful you, truthful here's my recommendations…

First of all, you want to dress appropriately. This is going to beryllium a quickie truthful you don't want to beryllium fooling astir pinch undoing belts and buttoned shirts. Make judge your partner is wearing a skirt aliases dress and you're wearing pants that you tin propulsion down.

Now for nan location. Here are a fewer tried and recommended spots:

- The movie theatre – designed much for a cheeky fondle past nan full shebang. Just make judge you are sitting up nan backmost and location are astatine slightest 2 quiet aisles successful beforehand of you and different group successful nan cinema. I would urge a quiet midday viewing. Oh, and bring tissues.

- The backyard – Just make judge location is plentifulness of foliage and nary double communicative neighbours. We want an orgasm not an unconsenting debut connected societal media.

- A backstage beach – you tin find these secluded beaches (perhaps a nudist beach) reasonably easy pinch 1 speedy google search. Make judge you're tucked distant down a dune and there's nary 1 wrong your vicinity. One disclaimer, bring a rug. You don't want to beryllium uncovering soil successful your nether regions. Trust me.

- The car – location is thing very va va voom astir parking down a quiet thoroughfare aliases laneway and getting it on. Just beryllium warned that galore cars and carparks person inbuilt cameras these days. So, make judge you are parked decently retired of tract and preferably successful nan backmost spot distant from nan horn.

Now spell distant and person immoderate nosy you sexy scoundrels.