Bill Maher predicts the EXACT date Biden will step down for historic reason... before making hilarious comparison

Bill Maher predicted nan nonstop day that he believes Joe Biden will measurement speech successful nan statesmanlike title arsenic he issued an optimistic look astatine who could switch him. 

The comedian, 68, rattled done imaginable replacements including Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris and Gretchen Whitmer, arsenic he insisted that 'Biden is toast.' 

He joked that 'when' nan 81-year-old bows out, he will prime August 9 arsenic nan day - nan aforesaid time that Richard Nixon became nan only president to resign successful 1974. 

Maher scathed Biden for holding Democrats backmost up of nan election arsenic he listed a number of alternates who he felt could triumph successful November, chiefly because they 'are moderates, are nether 100-years-old, and person a D adjacent to their name.' 

The talk show big was joined by erstwhile congressman Bakari Sellers and blimpish commentator Ben Shapiro, arsenic he joked that Biden will beryllium doomed by a 'mean girls' mindset from nan American media. 

'When they smell humor successful nan water, nan lust to decorativeness disconnected a susceptible person, they'll ne'er beryllium denied,' Maher said. 

He based on that for Biden, nan 'issue isn't if, but who' will switch him, arsenic he satirically predicted that nan president would want to measurement down connected nan aforesaid time arsenic Nixon. 

'Yes replacing a president arsenic his party's campaigner this precocious will look for illustration a big deal - for astir 3 days,' he continued. 'And past we'll each beryllium complete it.' 

The comedian jokingly compared nan move to erstwhile an agency coworker 'gets her t*ts done', saying that while 'at first, it's ohio my deity - a week later, they're conscionable her t*ts.' 

'America is going to do this, we're going to get caller t*ts,' he concluded. 

Maher past listed respective imaginable replacements for Biden if he chose to measurement aside, offering an optimistic outlook for a number of them that he believed could conclusion Donald Trump successful November. 

Maher began his database of pros and cons pinch Harris, who he noted would people a number of firsts if she made it to nan White House, including first female, first achromatic woman, and first Asian to go president. 

'(She) will get each of Biden's run money, and connected nan rumor of abortion she's a stepping reminder to women that Republican's are coming for nan abortion pill,' he said. 

'She won't conscionable protect Plan B, she is Plan B.' 

He besides cited her history arsenic a charismatic successful California, remarking that 'Kamala was putting criminals successful jailhouse earlier liberals decided that was a bad thing.' 

However, Maher noted that for 'whatever reason, Harris has ne'er been popular', arsenic he cited her mediocre capacity successful nan 2020 statesmanlike predetermination primaries arsenic evidence. 

'You tin count nan number of delegates she won... connected 1 hand, arsenic agelong arsenic that manus has nary fingers.'  

Maher past moved onto 2 different contenders who could leapfrog Harris astatine nan apical of nan ticket, namely California Governor Gavin Newsom and Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer. 

For Newsom, Maher pointed to his perceived bully looks arsenic he said he was 'the only governor, pinch nan imaginable objection of Kristi Noem, who looks for illustration they could do porn.'

'And astatine 6'3 and 215lbs, he's really nan tallness and weight that Trump claims to be.' 

Maher said Newsom's biggest drawback appears to beryllium that he is 'too slick', but felt this was not specified a antagonistic trait, because 'slick is thing nary 1 has been accusing Biden of lately.' 

The comedian besides put a affirmative rotation connected Whitmer's hypothetical candidacy, saying she is simply a 'very charismatic choice.' 

He pointed retired that she is simply a celebrated politician successful nan must-win authorities of Michigan, and has a number of argumentation achievements to autumn backmost connected including raising wages, protecting abortion authorities and legalizing marijuana. 

If not those starring 3 contenders, Maher based on that nan Democratic Party is softly filled pinch a number of viable candidates - if only Biden would measurement retired of nan way.  

Among nan candidates hiding successful nan Democratic Party's ranks that Maher felt could measurement up included Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, Maryland Governor Wes Moore, Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear, and Pennsylvania's Josh Shapiro. 

'No 1 knows who these group are, and that's good,' he continued. 

'We request immoderate caller characters connected this sitcom we telephone a country. Americans for illustration new. These guys, each you request to cognize is they're moderates, they're nether 100 years old, and they person a 'D' adjacent to their names.' 

Maher concluded that pinch nan looming anticipation of a 2nd Trump word successful November, America is presently 'at nan airport, and we conscionable request to beryllium judge we get past rental car.'

'Something reasonably safe, comparatively cleanable and not Trump. If location isn't a dormant Girl Scout successful nan trunk, we're bully to go,' he concluded.